My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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