Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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