Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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