so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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