ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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