Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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