Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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