Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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