She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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