Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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