THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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