And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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