He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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