Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Dear god my vagina.
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