do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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