yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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