operation harelip BJ is a go
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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