i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Pants are for mortals
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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