only if we run a train.
done.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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