I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
it's great music for shaving your balls
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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