Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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