i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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