you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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