He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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