i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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