Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
