Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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