I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
