do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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