Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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