Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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