If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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