I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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