$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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