I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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