she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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