Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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