I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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