You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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