He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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