Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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