Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Your mouth is God's brothel.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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