Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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