In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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