He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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