I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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