First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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