so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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