And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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