we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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