...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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