Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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