Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize