It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
