There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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