You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
