awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Randomize
