At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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