idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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