"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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